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Mary Elizabeth Winstead sundances her way into my heart

Jan. 23, 2012by: Droz
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My precious Mary Elizabeth Winstead is at Sundance this year, promoting her new movie SMASHED, about a drunk couple who have problems when one of them goes on the wagon. I don't know from alcohol, but I always get drunk on MEW. Such a nice little buzz to have in the morning first thing, waking up to those big ole brown doe eyes staring back at me. Doesn't matter how shitty I might feel about the upcoming week at that point. MEW always perks me up. I can only imagine how ebullient I would be were she actually present as a real, physical person lying next to me. I might actually become chipper at that point, perhaps jaunty, lighthearted or even perky. I don't think I'd recognize myself anymore. I'd have to keep my driver's license nearby, just so I knew who I was beyond my new identity as the goofy, smiling guy who wakes up next to MEW every morning.

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10:43AM on 01/24/2012
I think Mary Elizabeth Winstead is very beautiful, but she looks very different from picture to picture. I've seen some pics where I'm like "meh" and others where I'm like "Wow."
I think Mary Elizabeth Winstead is very beautiful, but she looks very different from picture to picture. I've seen some pics where I'm like "meh" and others where I'm like "Wow."
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7:35AM on 01/24/2012

uh oh

someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it....
someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it....
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5:47PM on 01/23/2012
I'd like to SMASH her!
I'd like to SMASH her!
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