Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages...I would like to pose a question to all of you if I may? Why are all of these men's magazines "Top 100" lists so out of touch with today's readers? You know as well as I do that when popular monthly magazines such as Maxim release their list each year, most of it is so far off the mark that you wonder to yourself...who the fuck put these lists together...Donald Trump?! (sorry Don but I had to throw my shot in there). Well this year folks is special because Maxim has officially posted their "Top 100" and the #1 choice is so completely fucked that you can guarantee the spot was bought and paid for.
Now if you've already scrolled ahead to see who the winner is like I know you have, can you honestly believe your eyes? For 2011, Maxim magazine decided to award the hottest woman of the year to none other than Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and like my buddy and fellow editor Paul Tassi said, Paramount had to be putting up the cash for this one to promote TRANSFORMERS: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON cause I don't know a single person outside the confines of the internet who even knows her name let alone what she looks like. And to be perfectly honest, she wouldn't even breach my top 50 especially since she's done NOTHING and her looks aren't anything special.
Here are the TOP 10 winners for 2011:
1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
6. Bar Refaeli
9. Cobie Smulders
10. Jennifer Lawrence
Now granted the list isn't terrible as some worthy names are in there like Portman and Hathaway but how the hell did Cameron Diaz even make this list? She hasn't been stunningly hot in almost 15 years yet according to this list, she's hotter than Anne Hathaway, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman and Jennifer Lawrence? I know everyone has their own opinion but it is inexcusable that our troops are fighting all around the world and putting a round up Bin Laden's hairy ass so that these editors can put together such an overall crappy list. What do you all think?