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Maxim's Hot 100 list is out...who was the #1 winner?

05.03.2011by: Seth Gecko

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages...I would like to pose a question to all of you if I may? Why are all of these men's magazines "Top 100" lists so out of touch with today's readers? You know as well as I do that when popular monthly magazines such as Maxim release their list each year, most of it is so far off the mark that you wonder to yourself...who the fuck put these lists together...Donald Trump?! (sorry Don but I had to throw my shot in there). Well this year folks is special because Maxim has officially posted their "Top 100" and the #1 choice is so completely fucked that you can guarantee the spot was bought and paid for.

Now if you've already scrolled ahead to see who the winner is like I know you have, can you honestly believe your eyes? For 2011, Maxim magazine decided to award the hottest woman of the year to none other than Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and like my buddy and fellow editor Paul Tassi said, Paramount had to be putting up the cash for this one to promote TRANSFORMERS: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON cause I don't know a single person outside the confines of the internet who even knows her name let alone what she looks like. And to be perfectly honest, she wouldn't even breach my top 50 especially since she's done NOTHING and her looks aren't anything special.

Here are the TOP 10 winners for 2011:

1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2. Olivia Munn

3. Katy Perry

4. Cameron Diaz

5. Mila Kunis

6. Bar Refaeli

7. Anne Hathaway

8. Natalie Portman

9. Cobie Smulders

10. Jennifer Lawrence

Now granted the list isn't terrible as some worthy names are in there like Portman and Hathaway but how the hell did Cameron Diaz even make this list? She hasn't been stunningly hot in almost 15 years yet according to this list, she's hotter than Anne Hathaway, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman and Jennifer Lawrence? I know everyone has their own opinion but it is inexcusable that our troops are fighting all around the world and putting a round up Bin Laden's hairy ass so that these editors can put together such an overall crappy list. What do you all think?

Extra Tidbit: Check out the entire "Top 100" list by clicking here.
Source: Maxim.com

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9:52AM on 05/05/2011
CHECK OUT WP-DFA's PIC. OF ROSIE what's her face , she looks great . That being said , there's not a hope in Hell she'd be in MY TOP 50 !! And CAMERON'S Cute, BUT NO. 4 ??? Maybe when '' THE MASK '' came out !! Dear MAXIM , you're gonna lose Subscribers with moronic shit like this !!
CHECK OUT WP-DFA's PIC. OF ROSIE what's her face , she looks great . That being said , there's not a hope in Hell she'd be in MY TOP 50 !! And CAMERON'S Cute, BUT NO. 4 ??? Maybe when '' THE MASK '' came out !! Dear MAXIM , you're gonna lose Subscribers with moronic shit like this !!
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6:11PM on 05/04/2011

The scariest thing

is that that is the best picture of Rosie they could find. She looks awful.
is that that is the best picture of Rosie they could find. She looks awful.
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4:26PM on 05/04/2011
Lol, I think Cameron Diaz is in the next issue of Maxim which is why she got number 4
Lol, I think Cameron Diaz is in the next issue of Maxim which is why she got number 4
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1:18PM on 05/04/2011

No credibility left

Man, Maxim has no credibility left. Cameron Diaz should be in the 80s or 90s, if anywhere. And Lindsay Lohan - really? Every photo of her in 2011 she looked like a hot mess on crack. This once proud magazine has gone to shit.
Man, Maxim has no credibility left. Cameron Diaz should be in the 80s or 90s, if anywhere. And Lindsay Lohan - really? Every photo of her in 2011 she looked like a hot mess on crack. This once proud magazine has gone to shit.
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12:27PM on 05/04/2011
Replace Nicki Minaj with Keri Hilson. (I can't believe she didn't even make the list.) And where's Emily Blunt, she should be in the Top 15... She's not even on there!!!! WTF?!!
Replace Nicki Minaj with Keri Hilson. (I can't believe she didn't even make the list.) And where's Emily Blunt, she should be in the Top 15... She's not even on there!!!! WTF?!!
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7:28AM on 05/04/2011

wow.

ive seen some bad lists in my day, but this one takes the cake. maxim was so good years ago. now the nuts run the nuthouse which is why i browse and dont buy anymore.
ive seen some bad lists in my day, but this one takes the cake. maxim was so good years ago. now the nuts run the nuthouse which is why i browse and dont buy anymore.
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2:23AM on 05/04/2011

What the effiing F?

Okay, they can't be serious. Those "alpha males" supposedly creating Maxim should really just burn their IDs and move out to North Pole or something.

Terrible, terrible.
Okay, they can't be serious. Those "alpha males" supposedly creating Maxim should really just burn their IDs and move out to North Pole or something.

Terrible, terrible.
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9:33PM on 05/03/2011
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks like Dolph Lundgren in drag...yuck.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks like Dolph Lundgren in drag...yuck.

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8:49PM on 05/03/2011
I have a problem with #'s 1-4...ugh
I have a problem with #'s 1-4...ugh
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8:21PM on 05/03/2011
Wait, Diaz is no. 4 while Olivia Wilde, like The_Soloist suggested, isn't even in the top 10? And Olivia Munn is there instead? Not a good list.
Wait, Diaz is no. 4 while Olivia Wilde, like The_Soloist suggested, isn't even in the top 10? And Olivia Munn is there instead? Not a good list.
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7:49PM on 05/03/2011
This list is shit.

Olivia Wilde should have easily been in the top 10 possibly top 5.

The fact that Diaz is there says alot about this dumbass list.
This list is shit.

Olivia Wilde should have easily been in the top 10 possibly top 5.

The fact that Diaz is there says alot about this dumbass list.
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7:40PM on 05/03/2011
After looking at the full list, I have to further complain. Avril Lavigne makes the top 40, yet Blake Lively misses the list altogether? They can't be serious.
After looking at the full list, I have to further complain. Avril Lavigne makes the top 40, yet Blake Lively misses the list altogether? They can't be serious.
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7:58PM on 05/03/2011
You have a point, although I'd say Avril deserves to be on the list. Not that high, and definitely not higher than Blake Lively. Also: Niki Minaj on the list? WTF?
You have a point, although I'd say Avril deserves to be on the list. Not that high, and definitely not higher than Blake Lively. Also: Niki Minaj on the list? WTF?
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7:24PM on 05/03/2011
This list is fucked. The fact that Cameron Diaz made it that high is utterly ridiculous. Remember when Maxim came out and it was like 200 pages thick, and now you're lucky to get 75 pages. They are a dying product, and worse than that, they are completely irrelevant.
This list is fucked. The fact that Cameron Diaz made it that high is utterly ridiculous. Remember when Maxim came out and it was like 200 pages thick, and now you're lucky to get 75 pages. They are a dying product, and worse than that, they are completely irrelevant.
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7:39PM on 05/03/2011
Meant to make this a negative post, not a positive one. Disregard the green trim.
Meant to make this a negative post, not a positive one. Disregard the green trim.
5:56PM on 05/03/2011

Dude, what?

Bad form, Maxim. You've been awful for years, but this is the icing on the cake. A chick that looks like someone just popped her in the mouth at #1? Diaz is 4? Miley Cyrus ahead of Camilla Belle?!

Utter failure to produce a list of anything even close to accuracy. Why not add Janet Reno to the damn list if you're going to do this bad a job?
Bad form, Maxim. You've been awful for years, but this is the icing on the cake. A chick that looks like someone just popped her in the mouth at #1? Diaz is 4? Miley Cyrus ahead of Camilla Belle?!

Utter failure to produce a list of anything even close to accuracy. Why not add Janet Reno to the damn list if you're going to do this bad a job?
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5:54PM on 05/03/2011

Dude, what?

Bad form, Maxim. You've been awful for years, but this is the icing on the cake. A chick that looks like someone just popped her in the mouth at #1? Diaz is 4? Miley Cyrus ahead of Camilla Belle?!

Utter failure to produce a list of anything even close to accuracy. Why not add Janet Reno to the damn list if you're going to do this bad a job?
Bad form, Maxim. You've been awful for years, but this is the icing on the cake. A chick that looks like someone just popped her in the mouth at #1? Diaz is 4? Miley Cyrus ahead of Camilla Belle?!

Utter failure to produce a list of anything even close to accuracy. Why not add Janet Reno to the damn list if you're going to do this bad a job?
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5:47PM on 05/03/2011

1&2?!

Rose and Munn? Gimme a break man. The bottom five is where the list should start.
Rose and Munn? Gimme a break man. The bottom five is where the list should start.
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5:35PM on 05/03/2011
My only real problem with the top 10 is Diaz. She belongs no where near the top 10. I wouldn't have put Rosie in the top 10 either but she does have those great DSL's. I'm glad Munn, Perry and Kunis are in it though as I love all of them.
My only real problem with the top 10 is Diaz. She belongs no where near the top 10. I wouldn't have put Rosie in the top 10 either but she does have those great DSL's. I'm glad Munn, Perry and Kunis are in it though as I love all of them.
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5:29PM on 05/03/2011

Iím sorry but there arenít 97 women hotter than Camilla Belle.



Maxim is trendy as usual with picks like Kate Middleton. And it didnít surprise me that Rose Huntington Whitely was #1 because theyíre just succumbing to media hype and trying to help create a new IT girl.

Some of the girls to appear on this list that Iím a big fan of are Camilla Belle, Elisha Cutbert, Leighton Meester, Jordana Brewster, and Jennifer Lawrence.

Whereís Kristen Bell and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, btw? Are they suddenly not hot anymore?

Ellen Page, Kristen Stewart,


Maxim is trendy as usual with picks like Kate Middleton. And it didnít surprise me that Rose Huntington Whitely was #1 because theyíre just succumbing to media hype and trying to help create a new IT girl.

Some of the girls to appear on this list that Iím a big fan of are Camilla Belle, Elisha Cutbert, Leighton Meester, Jordana Brewster, and Jennifer Lawrence.

Whereís Kristen Bell and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, btw? Are they suddenly not hot anymore?

Ellen Page, Kristen Stewart, and Mia Wasikowska arenít on the list and are underrated in terms of hotness. They would be towards the very top of my list.

Teresa Palmer is a significant up-and-comer who is widely regarded as being hot so Iím surprised she wasnít on the list.

Maxim, you disappoint me. Not that I take any of these lists seriously. Itís all subjective.
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4:41PM on 05/03/2011
Meh. But seeing Cobie Smulders was a treat! Definitely a surprise pick.
Meh. But seeing Cobie Smulders was a treat! Definitely a surprise pick.
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4:05PM on 05/03/2011
oy... one knew it was gonna be this shitty but not THIS shitty...
oy... one knew it was gonna be this shitty but not THIS shitty...
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4:03PM on 05/03/2011
The top 4 are AWFUl. rosie (what's her whole name) doesn't hold a candle to anyone.
The top 4 are AWFUl. rosie (what's her whole name) doesn't hold a candle to anyone.
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3:09PM on 05/03/2011

I agree, very shitty list!

The places 1,2 & 4 of this top 10 are a joke!
I started watching the Top 100 (don't know most of them), but stopped watching with place 78...shudder...some fugly slut from jersey shore? really?
The places 1,2 & 4 of this top 10 are a joke!
I started watching the Top 100 (don't know most of them), but stopped watching with place 78...shudder...some fugly slut from jersey shore? really?
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2:39PM on 05/03/2011
Lindsay Lohan is on the list and she's #38?!?! This is one SHITTY list. Neither Beckinsale, Biel or Knightley is mentioned. Apparently Lohan and Diaz are better looking than all 3 of them...That's ridiculous!
Lindsay Lohan is on the list and she's #38?!?! This is one SHITTY list. Neither Beckinsale, Biel or Knightley is mentioned. Apparently Lohan and Diaz are better looking than all 3 of them...That's ridiculous!
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3:22PM on 05/05/2011
Kate Beckinsale and Kira Knightly are two of the hottest woman on the planet. Both top tens in my book.
Kate Beckinsale and Kira Knightly are two of the hottest woman on the planet. Both top tens in my book.
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2:31PM on 05/03/2011

What a SHITTY Top 10 list!

-Look at Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and those GIGANTIC lips. Ewww!
--Olivia Munn at #2...Does anything need to be said about that??? ☺
-And Cameron Diaz is #4?!?!...She shouldn't even be in the top 100...Hell! Not even the top 1,000!
-Look at Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and those GIGANTIC lips. Ewww!
--Olivia Munn at #2...Does anything need to be said about that??? ☺
-And Cameron Diaz is #4?!?!...She shouldn't even be in the top 100...Hell! Not even the top 1,000!
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4:12PM on 05/03/2011
olivia munn is hotter then both of them combined. No need to hate on her.
olivia munn is hotter then both of them combined. No need to hate on her.
5:46PM on 05/03/2011
Olivia is hotter. I agree with you there. It's just that her being the way she is on the inside brings her waaay down on my list.
Olivia is hotter. I agree with you there. It's just that her being the way she is on the inside brings her waaay down on my list.
2:30PM on 05/03/2011
yeah, Paramount def put some cash into this.
yeah, Paramount def put some cash into this.
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12:34PM on 05/04/2011
Yup, sure did. You see they picked the ugliest picture they could find for Megan Fox.
Yup, sure did. You see they picked the ugliest picture they could find for Megan Fox.
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