Anyhow, the rumour going around now is that Jennifer Aniston (yawn) found a bunch of love letters that Jessica had written to John back during their hot-and-heavy days. Supposedly the musician was keeping them in his guitar case, which is the closest thing to his black little heart. Said a source, "Jennifer was more hurt than angry at the discovery. The letters surprisingly were very touching and well written."
I don't know if I can believe it or not, considering that they mention the letters being "well-written." But I'm going to err on the side of WTF and think they meant penmanship. Ah, two dumb whores (formerly) in love. Gets me every time.