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Mayer Snorts Simpson

Feb. 11, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

Somehow I always kinda figured that this was the case, but let me ask you Schmoes... if it came down to who you thought would be the better lay, would you choose Jessica Simpson or Jennifer Aniston? John Mayer gives some details with his Playboy interview which might help to sway your opinion. Mentioning little about JenAni's bedroom antics other than thinking that she wishes it was still 1998, he goes into more detail when it comes to Simpson.

"That girl, for me, is a drug," he said. "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually, it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*ckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f*cking you.'"

Big surprise that it's coming out of Mayer's mouth (insert eye roll) but not such a huge surprise since there's something about a girl who isn't shy about eating food. Chances are, it's a good bet she's not going to be shy about eating you.

Source: Popeater

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7:01PM on 02/11/2010

Macho crap

That comment is so sexist, it makes everyone that ever fell in love with him look bad!

When you have sex with someone, there's a private bond created that should never, ever be violated. The girl used to love you, don't talk about her like she was some whore!
That comment is so sexist, it makes everyone that ever fell in love with him look bad!

When you have sex with someone, there's a private bond created that should never, ever be violated. The girl used to love you, don't talk about her like she was some whore!
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11:30AM on 02/11/2010
So I am not a Mayer fan. Never really liked his music much and interviews with him he has an inflated ego from what I can tell. But talking about his sex life like this......totally inappropriate. He is violating her privacy and I can't stand people, male or female, celeb or just a person, who talk about their sex life in public like this.
So I am not a Mayer fan. Never really liked his music much and interviews with him he has an inflated ego from what I can tell. But talking about his sex life like this......totally inappropriate. He is violating her privacy and I can't stand people, male or female, celeb or just a person, who talk about their sex life in public like this.
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7:18PM on 02/12/2010

Mayer is an Ass Clown

He can talk like a rock star all he wants, but his shitty music is all Michael Bolton ballad crap. But Jessica being crack cocaine sex? Duh. Who the hell is surprised at that.
He can talk like a rock star all he wants, but his shitty music is all Michael Bolton ballad crap. But Jessica being crack cocaine sex? Duh. Who the hell is surprised at that.
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5:08PM on 02/11/2010

Joke

He's a joke. He came off racist and immature in this interview. You'd think he's used to attention by now, but when Playboy comes around he still acts like a 14 year old boy.
He's a joke. He came off racist and immature in this interview. You'd think he's used to attention by now, but when Playboy comes around he still acts like a 14 year old boy.
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12:40PM on 02/11/2010
John Mayer is a joke but I would so choose Jessica Simpson any day.
John Mayer is a joke but I would so choose Jessica Simpson any day.
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11:50AM on 02/11/2010
I never would have guessed that Simpson would be the better lay but that's not really what the douche said. He said the sex was great which comes as a surprise to me as well. I have no doubt that after her divorce, she slept with a lot of the rumored guys (Bamm, Dane Cook, Knoxville, etc.) and I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't pick up some kinky shit from them.

I think if you get a few cocktails into either of them and they get wild(er)!
I never would have guessed that Simpson would be the better lay but that's not really what the douche said. He said the sex was great which comes as a surprise to me as well. I have no doubt that after her divorce, she slept with a lot of the rumored guys (Bamm, Dane Cook, Knoxville, etc.) and I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't pick up some kinky shit from them.

I think if you get a few cocktails into either of them and they get wild(er)!
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10:57AM on 02/11/2010
John Mayer is such a douche bag but...I would stay in bed with Jessica Simpson all day long too.
John Mayer is such a douche bag but...I would stay in bed with Jessica Simpson all day long too.
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9:26AM on 02/11/2010
Well I always thought Simpson was a crazy one in the bedroom. glad to see I was right all along. ;)
Well I always thought Simpson was a crazy one in the bedroom. glad to see I was right all along. ;)
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11:08PM on 02/15/2010

Agreed...

Simpson blows Anniston out of the water. No questions asked.
Simpson blows Anniston out of the water. No questions asked.
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