Despite losing out on her TRANSFORMERS pay check, Megan Fox continues to find things to do, like lay down on couches in her underwear for designer underwear makers. I'm reasonably pleased with how these images turned out. She looks something like herself in them. No scary mannequin or plastic surgery nightmare looks here. I still say she needs to eat a sammich or two, but you take what you can get.
Whatever the details of her removal from the TRANSFORMERS franchise, the one thing I can say for her new job is that it's got to be a lot easier for her than screaming and running away from imaginary robots while shit flies apart and explodes around her. Plus you get a better view of Megan, which is good for us. Screw the robots.