Fresh from the birth of her kid, Megan Fox has begun her journey back into the public eye with new modelling gigs, an appearance at The Golden Globes and now a cover spread in the February Esquire magazine, where she gets down to more than her underwear. Delving into the personality and mindset of this modern day bombshell, as Esquire puts it, proves to be a mixed bag of intriguing, contradictory and completely batshit. For instance, Megan apparently has a Star Wars room, covered in movie posters and a life-sized Darth Vader. Not bad, although we've always known she was a bit of a geek. She keeps her 90210 man around to run interference for the paparazzi and has grown tired of fame, which would seem to clash with the whole Esquire cover thing. She's also seemingly convinced that end times are coming and is intrigued with the book of revelation, which she's read "a million times." She feels compelled to speak in tongues while at church and counts bigfoot, the loch ness monster, aliens and leprechauns as her favorite celebrities.
Oooookay, well, there you go. I guess being hot as hell and desired by millions gives one some wiggle room for batshittery. I doubt there's many of us who wouldn't be able to overlook it given the proper incentive. Read the entirety of her nutty interview by clicking the Esquire link below.
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