Worldwide distributor of shit for bored people to blow money on, aka The Sharper Image, has enlisted Megan Fox to be their new representative for their ever expanding catalogue of pointlessness. Not the most prestigious of companies to shill for, which might be the reason for the amount of Photoshopping required to shoehorn Megan into this image. She was probably in no big hurry to strip off and pose with any of their crap. I don't know if this deal is a sign of desperation for one of the parties involved, but speculation is that Megan probably could use the dough for the kid she may or may not be having. And we all know The Sharper Image has been anything but sharp since people finally figured out all their shit sucks years ago. Hey, I loves me some Megan. But seeing her in panties isn't going to convince me to shell out $400 for an air purifier.
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