So it's low quality and chances are, if you're following Katy Perry's Twitter account, you've already seen this, but Katy has given all of her fans an early present by posing topless with a Santa hat and a glowing rope light. The only thing that creeps me out about this picture is the probability that Russell Brand was the lucky bastard who got to snap it. F*ckstockings! I don't wanna be a messy haired, ugly UK dude, but I do want to be the person who gets to pet Perry's pussy!
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