Can you believe it guys? The first decade of the 21st century is just days away from coming to an end I feel like it went by in a blink. 2009 itself has been an incredible year filled with amazing films and stunning actresses giving some of the best performances to date. Which is why at the end of each year (starting back in 2007), the MovieHotties staff and I reflect on the past 12 months by honoring certain actresses with special awards in fun and exciting categories. It's like the Oscars but much better and filled with hot women...what more could a guy want?
We cover a wide range of categories per year such as the "Sexiest Nerd of the Year" as well as the now-famous "RIP Hottie Career of the Year" and so many more. We keep adding more and more categories each year cause like Danny Trejo says..."The ladies can do stuff now!". For 2009, we've broken the entire awards coverage into four posts and we'll be posting them over the course of the next couple of days. So check out all the big winners below and be sure to toss in your opinion/feedback at the bottom. Enjoy everybody!
Comic Book Babe of the Year
Malin Akerman as Silk Spectre – “Watchmen”
2009 wasn't exactly the biggest year for comic book movies (only two really) and it was actually a nice breath of fresh air since the majority of the summer this year was ruled by sci-fi flicks for once. However, the two comic book films that did release ("Watchmen" and "X-Men Origins: Wolverine") were filled with stunning actresses and the one that stands out the most in my mind is Malin Akerman. Sure, she didn't give the best performance possible but she was consistently hot throughout the entire movie and did a decent enough acting job. I was going to go with Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter (her scenes are SO HOT!) but she's barely in the flick so it was a tough call. So congratulations on the win Malin!
Runner-Up: Lynn Collins as Kayla Silverfox – “Wolverine”
Best Butt Candid of the Year
Mena Suvari’s Bikini Ass (July 2009)
This to me was one of the biggest surprises of the year because to be frank, I've never really felt any attraction whatsoever to Mena Suvari despite the many films she's done and her past fame. When I saw the photo above however, I realized that Mena truly has an amazing body and that her ass could rival Kate Hudson's winning shot from last year's awards. I never thought I'd see Mena's name as an award winner on this site but I'm glad she proved me wrong.
Runner-Up: Hilary Swank’s Spandex Ass (December 2009)
Sexiest Nerd of the Year
Olivia Munn – “Attack of the Show”
What more can I say about Olivia that every nerd/geek (including myself) hasn't said already? Between "Attack of the Show", her various hot photo shoots and random interviews/appearances, Olivia's one nerd we all want to bang and play Mortal Kombat with at the same time...which I'm pretty sure she'd love to do as well. I know that some of you out there don't really see much in Olivia and that she's kinda "blah" in the looks department but I think she's quite the babe and being a nerd on top of that just makes her more appealing to me. Congrats Ms. Munn!
Runner-Up: Kristen Bell - “Fanboys”
Worst Hottie Performance of the Year
Holy shit! Can you believe it? A year has gone by where Jessica Alba didn't win this award...then again she's done nothing this year with the baby so 2010 is still a possibility. As you might know, Jessica won this award in the first two award shows but has never come over to collect her trophies...shame. This year, one other useless actress will take the crown and I've been savoring this moment for the past few months. I've seen "Twilight: New Moon" (was forced to see it with my younger cousin) and I have to say that Kristen Stewart gave one of the dullest/most boring performances of all-time. It amazes me how these two guys in the story would want to fight over such a dull chick who looks half-asleep for the whole movie. Sorry Kristen but you deserve this award in spades for 2009.
Runner-Up: Megan Fox as Mikaela – “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Sexiest Magazine Cover of the Year
Tricia Helfer & Grace Park in “Maxim” Magazine (November 2009)
After the "Best Beach Candid" category, this award is the hardest to choose because there are so many smokin' hot men's magazine covers out there that it's a son-of-a-bitch to pick a winner. However, I managed to narrow it down based on opinions & popularity which led me to the beautiful Tricia Helfer and Grace Park together for "Maxim". These two actresses are some of the hottest women working on the small-screen today and seeing them together on the cover touching their perfect rumps together in practically no clothing at all is a guaranteed winner in my book. Some may think that Megan Fox should take the win but the combined level of hotness from these two definitely outmatches her in this reporter's opinion.
Runner-Up: Megan Fox in “Esquire” Magazine – June 2009
Best Nipple Slip of the Year
Emma Watson’s Beach Nipple Slip – November 2009
I've got a feeling that I really don't need to explain myself in terms of why I chose Emma as the winner in this category for 2009. Just the thought of getting the slightest peak at Emma Watson's mammary glands could send most men into a coma which is why the photo above and others like it have practically taken over the internet in the past month or so. Emma's definitely getting a bit more "revealing" as time goes on so let us hope she continues this sexy trend into next year and beyond.
Runner-Up: Natalie Portman’s Washington Party Nipple Slip – May 2009
Worst Celebrity Photo of the Year
Tara Reid's "Playboy" Issue (January 2010)
What started as a slight curiosity in the beginning quickly turned into a hellish nightmare as it was announced earlier in the winter that Tara would soon be seen topless in an exclusive photo-shoot for "Playboy". Some of us were pretty curious as to how she'd look but none of us were truly prepared for how horrific the final shots would actually look. I think congratulations are in order for "Playboy" as they've photo-shopped these photos SO MUCH that they've taken a real-life photo and turned it into a cartoon. There isn't one part of Tara's entire body/face in the photo above that doesn't look touched-up and I challenge anyone to find an untouched spot other than the setting around her. A complete failure Tara...stop making these bad choices.
Runner-Up: Way too many to possibly decide on second place.
Hottest New MILF of the Year
Alyson Hannigan – March 2009
My love for Alyson is truly beyond measure and has been since I set my sights on her in the first "American Pie" movie (the good one). Her stunning beauty, cute personality and charm has always given me butterflies in my stomach (What did I just say?) and she's always had a special place in my heart. Which is why hearing the news that she became a new mom back in March made me really happy as she's still a stunning woman and more than worthy of the MILF title. Congratulations Alyson!
Runner-Up: Gisele Bundchen – December 2009
Best Sex Tape Rumour of the Year
Carmen Electra’s Alleged Threesome – November 2009
This was pretty recent so I'm sure this video is still very fresh in all your minds but if you don't know what I'm talking about, you can check out the entire clip above. This video has left me rubbing my chin for a few weeks now as it had the potential to be one of the biggest celebrity sex tapes ever yet it revealed NOTHING! I still call the video a "rumour" because I think its a publicity stunt and I won't change my mind until I see the ENTIRE event. Just the thought of the super-hot Carmen getting it on with another woman on tape makes me a happy camper and despite the fact that no nudity/sex is shown in the clip, watching Carmen strip and make-out with the chick is hot enough and makes this tape a clear winner for 2009.
Runner-Up: Rihanna’s Sex Tape – March 2009
RIP Hottie Career of the Year
That's right gents, I'm making the bold statement that the promising career of the beautiful Laura "Hot Donna" Prepon has officially gone off the cliff. With absolutely ZERO projects in the foreseeable future and very little work over the past few years, Laura seems to have disappeared off the radar and probably won't be coming back anytime soon. I find it funny that during the biggest years of "That 70's Show", everyone thought Laura was going to be the big future star and Mila Kunis wouldn't do as much or be very successful...I think you all know the rest of that story. So on behalf of MovieHotties.com, we salute you Laura as we commit your career to the cold depths of nothingness. Goddamn you're sexy though!
Runner-Up: Kristanna Loken