Can you believe it guys? The first decade of the 21st century is just days away from coming to an end I feel like it went by in a blink. 2009 itself has been an incredible year filled with amazing films and stunning actresses giving some of the best performances to date. Which is why at the end of each year (starting back in 2007), the MovieHotties staff and I reflect on the past 12 months by honoring certain actresses with special awards in fun and exciting categories. It's like the Oscars but much better and filled with hot women...what more could a guy want?
We cover a wide range of categories per year such as the "Sexiest Nerd of the Year" as well as the now-famous "RIP Hottie Career of the Year" and so many more. We keep adding more and more categories each year cause like Danny Trejo says..."The ladies can do stuff now!". For 2009, we've broken the entire awards coverage into four posts and we'll be posting them over the course of the next couple of days. So check out all the big winners below and be sure to toss in your opinion/feedback at the bottom. Enjoy everybody!
Best Hottie Performance of the Year
Marion Cotillard as Luisa Contini - "Nine"
Wow, this category was a tough friggin' call as it has been an incredible year for up-and-coming actresses stealing the spotlight at every turn. From Meryl Streep getting her 10,000th award nomination in "Julie & Julia" to Diane Kruger's terrific performance as the WWII Allied spy in "Inglourious Basterds", 2009 definitely was short on talent. For me however and for many fans out there in the world, the big winner for the Best Hottie Performance must go to the beautiful Marion Cotillard for her incredible role in Rob Marshall's "Nine". Not only was she the most stunning actress of the whole group but I've seen the film and she gave an Oscar-worthy performance. Also a congratulations for her great performance alongside Mr. Depp in "Public Enemies"...quite the year Marion.
Runner-Up: Carey Mulligan as Jenny - "An Education"
Best Tits Shot of the Year
Jessica Biel's Strip Scene & Candle Wax - "Powder Blue"
Was there any question at all that Jessica was going to win this category? Seriously? When we first heard last year that Ms. Biel was going to finally reveal her perfect cans on the big-screen as a professional stripper, we all knew that her chest would bring her MovieHotties gold. Not only that but she tossed some hot candle wax on her girls which made it even hotter in my sick and twisted mind. Either way, we were promised some amazing nude shots of Jessica and that's exactly what we were given. If you'd just dump Timberlake hun, we'd love you even more.
Runner-Up: Amber Heard's Multiple Topless Scenes - "The Informers"
Best Sex Scene of the Year
Amy Smart's Hilarious Sex Scene - "Crank 2: High Voltage"
To be honest, I'm having a difficult time deciding which of the two "Crank" movie sex scenes is the best. Both are hilarious and really hot in a fucked-up sense but there's no questioning that they'll both go down as two of the greatest movie sex scenes ever committed to HD video. Amy is one hot woman and seeing her take part in sex scenes like this only proves that she's a really cool chick which amplifies her sex appeal in my book. Of all the sex scenes of 2009, Amy takes the crown with ease.
Runner-Up: Malin Akerman's Sex Scene On Night Owl Ship - "Watchmen"
Hottest Premiere Photo of the Year
When the photo you see above first released back in the summer, I already knew the outcome of this category unless maybe Kate Beckinsale flashed her ass on the red carpet for us. Heather is now approaching the tender age of 40 and in my opinion, she rivals most 20 year olds I know. Her body is so perfectly crafted that I'd swear she was manufactured in some sex doll factory somewhere in the world (I know, I'm messed up). So when she arrived at the London premiere of "The Hangover" in the dress above, my brain started to boil seeing her perfect nips poking through. If I didn't know better, I'd swear she iced those puppies up before she put on that dress. Way to go Heather!
Runner-Up: Emma Watson's Pantie Slip - "Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince" (U.K. Premiere)
Another year has gone by gents and still, Hollywood has not caught on to the fact that us gents love to watch beautiful actresses make-out and fondle eachother on the big-screen. If they did know, they'd offer millions of dollars more to these ladies to make up for their loss of self-esteem as actors. However, one dynamic-duo took one for the team this year and goddamn was it HOT! Megan and Amanda have both admitted to being a bit uncomfortable with their passionate "embrace" in the film but holy shit do they look like they're so into it during the scene. Those girls swirled tongues like there was no tomorrow so be sure to see the entire scene above if you don't believe me.
Runner-Up: Just like last year...2009 is pretty much free of hot lesbian make-out sessions.
Most Desired Woman of 2009
Ordinarily, you might think that this award would go to Megan Fox as pretty much every red-blooded male on the face of this planet would give anything for just five minutes with her. However as time goes on, some of us are kinda getting sick of her as she's been the center of attention all year and when a news site posts a story about her, it's always 50/50 on who likes her and who doesn't. The reason that I chose Mila is because when a news article is posted about her no matter what the subject may be, every post/reply is nothing but praise for how hot she is. Mila has swept the internet and the world many times over this year with her various work like in Mike Judge's "Extract", film premieres, magazines and so much more. All this makes Mila our clear winner for the most desired woman of 2009.
Runner-Up: Megan Fox
Hottest Candid Shot of the Year
Megan Fox's Coffee Candids - February 2009
She may not be the most desired woman of 2009 by our calculations but when it comes to hot photos taken of her out in public, there's absolutely no competition. This girl knows how to dress in public which is a perfect combination of tight and revealing cause let's face it...her body is superb in every way and she knows how to market it. We can't stand ya Megan but we still want ya.
Runner-Up: Jessica Alba On The Set - "Machete"
When e-mailing back and forth with my amazing colleagues here on the JoBlo network on who they think are some of the hottest actresses of the year, Amber's name came up quite a bit and I couldn't agree more with them. Not only has Amber gone almost completely nude in a film this year ("The Informers") but she's also been one of the reigning horror babes as well. From playing the smokin' hot step-daughter of a psychopath to transforming into probably the sexiest zombie of all-time, Amber's done it all this year while looking her very best. So to all the gents at Arrow In The Head, this one's for you!
Runner-Up: Megan Fox - "Jennifer's Body"
Hottie We Want To See More Of In 2009
For me, Lynn Collins absolutely appeared out of nowhere as I wasn't even aware of her existence before seeing "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" back in May. When I did see her though as Logan's love interest, I almost instantly fell in love as she's stunningly beautiful and is really a great performer. I really hope to see more of her in the next year and beyond cause any woman who does a photo-shoot like the one above deserves our undivided attention.
Runner-Up: Moon Bloodgood