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MIA: ScarJo's Tits

Jun. 15, 2010by: Cherry Liquor
I know that she's trying to be taken seriously as an actress, proof of her showing up to the Tony Awards the other night, but I DEMAND that someone send out a search party and figure out what happened to the magnificent golden globes that Scarlett Johansson used to rock on every single red carpet that she walked. I am not joking, dammit!! Where the f*ck have ScarJo's tits gone?? Where are the puppies that that one designer jiggled in his hands at the Oscars while every young man (and many young women) sat with their mouths open in mind-blowing envy? This is just getting sadder by the moment and I swear, if this turns into an ongoing investigation into the disappearance of what made this chick great, I'm calling the real CSI people and not the Miami ones.

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Extra Tidbit: No, I am NOT consoled by the fact that her arm tattoo isn't as stupid as Megan Fox's.
Source: Hollywood Tuna

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12:06PM on 06/20/2010
I never thought she was a good actress, she was boring in most of her roles. This is strange, she doesn't look more muscular or a lot thinner but her tits did shrink...
I never thought she was a good actress, she was boring in most of her roles. This is strange, she doesn't look more muscular or a lot thinner but her tits did shrink...
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11:19AM on 06/18/2010
She's still the most beautiful woman in Hollywood to me. I dun know what's going on in the clevage department, but she still has fantastic hips and a face that can compete with Natalie Portman.
She's still the most beautiful woman in Hollywood to me. I dun know what's going on in the clevage department, but she still has fantastic hips and a face that can compete with Natalie Portman.
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3:23PM on 06/16/2010

Reality setting in

I never got into the whole Scarjo fervor. I still think of her as that character she played in Ghost World. If you ever notice she only wears gowns that covers & shapes her body in pubic appearances & only shows any real skin in photo-shoots where the pics can be photo shopped. She's still good looking but wouldn't make it in my top ten list of hotties.
I never got into the whole Scarjo fervor. I still think of her as that character she played in Ghost World. If you ever notice she only wears gowns that covers & shapes her body in pubic appearances & only shows any real skin in photo-shoots where the pics can be photo shopped. She's still good looking but wouldn't make it in my top ten list of hotties.
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3:24PM on 06/15/2010

They're gone

Ever since she lost weight to portray Black Widow her tits have completely lost their magnificence. I'm serious, there has not been one good shot of her cleavage since she dyed her hair red and lost weight. It appears when Scar loses weight she loses it in the worst of all possible places :( :( :( It's not even a question, look up there...look at any recent photo of her.
Ever since she lost weight to portray Black Widow her tits have completely lost their magnificence. I'm serious, there has not been one good shot of her cleavage since she dyed her hair red and lost weight. It appears when Scar loses weight she loses it in the worst of all possible places :( :( :( It's not even a question, look up there...look at any recent photo of her.
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1:22PM on 06/15/2010

It's what happens when..

you start buying your own press. DAMN YOU RYAN REYNOLDS x 2!!!
you start buying your own press. DAMN YOU RYAN REYNOLDS x 2!!!
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12:24PM on 06/15/2010
damn you Ryan Reynolds!!!!
damn you Ryan Reynolds!!!!
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11:40AM on 06/15/2010
they're still there, it's just she's got em tucked away is all.
they're still there, it's just she's got em tucked away is all.
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10:16AM on 06/15/2010

bow your heads

Let us have a moment of silence.....for the boys who are MIA.
Let us have a moment of silence.....for the boys who are MIA.
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10:00AM on 06/15/2010

just another reason

i'm slowly loosing interest in her
i'm slowly loosing interest in her
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6:33AM on 06/15/2010
Indeed. I haven't seen good ScarJo cleavage pics in a long time. So maybe there's some truth to that.
Indeed. I haven't seen good ScarJo cleavage pics in a long time. So maybe there's some truth to that.
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5:47AM on 06/15/2010
Got to face the truth, she's gone the Jennifer Connelly route and ruined perfection with breast reductions.

Let us mourn...
Got to face the truth, she's gone the Jennifer Connelly route and ruined perfection with breast reductions.

Let us mourn...
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