goofy dress that European model Micaela Schaefer
? She was looking a lot better in that with her tits hanging out than she does in this rope outfit with her hair drawn back, accentuating her alien-like facial features. I guess she's getting exactly what wants by dressing like this: attention. I know I should look away, I should mock, I should drum up enough enthusiasm to discover the best burn comment I have within me, but I just can't. It took too much energy to even bother posting this in the first place. Yes, I'm lazy. So is wearing practically nothing so that your tits do all the work for you in a job you'd otherwise flame out at because you're boring looking.
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