This is the dregs part of the award season, where excuses like the Fifi Awards, designed to pay tribute to the best fragrances out on the market (how about clean? whatever happened to people just wanting to not smell like body odor because they'd washed themselves?) and give reasons for moderate hotties like Michelle Monaghan
and Mariska Hargitay
to dress up on a red carpet of some sort. I'm not knocking these ladies, I quite like the both of them, but the freakin' Fifi Awards? For perfumes? I would gladly give any amount of money and statues to the person who can get the memory of my first boss' use of "White Diamonds" out of my nasal passages. Smell is the strongest sense we have to put to memory? That seems so very unfair.
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