Oh, Mila. You shouldn't have!
Here's Mila Kunis looking adorable in a short, little dress while buying flowers. I'm not gonna be an asshole and write a whole article insinuating that she's buying the flowers for me (just the title and first line). She's probably buying them for someone very near and dear to her heart. I will, however, say that as a guy who has bought flowers for women, like, five times in his life, it's one of those things that automatically makes you feel like a badass and something that I probably should have done more. And Mila, if you break up with that douche Ashton and come move in with me, we can sleep happily on my couch. You can play with my dog and eat cereal out of a Solo Cup while I write my articles about other hot celebrities. Then, we can just kick it and enjoy each other's company and I will buy you flowers every single day. Doesn't that sound better than your rich, luxurious lifestyle while getting to fulfill your dreams of acting? No? It doesn't? Oh…okay, then. Enjoy the pics, everyone!
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