I think Natalie Portman screwed up. Not just because she's got the spawn of that Millipede dude roasting in her over right now but mainly because she squandered her chance to really soak up being the hot actress of 2011 by being pregnant at all in the first place. I get it, we're all supposed to call her a hot MILF in training right now but when you really think about it, isn't it a better deal to have the woman you're lusting after be free of some other dude's kid? As a super-special consolation prize to Nat's impending mommyhood, we're fortunate that Mila Kunis stepped up to the hottie plate in her place. She breaks up her long standing relationship, breaks out the classy babewear and keeps her suave and unforced geekgirl cool. Kudos, Mila. Now how do the rest of the men of the world get invited to the Cosmo Fun Fearless Males bash to bask in your glory?