Those all-knowing eyes stare directly into my soul, searching for my deepest fantasies. One would include ice-cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed (preferably stuffed). Of course, I'm referring to the colossal eyeballs of Mila Kunis, who turns 29-years-old today. Hurray for cake! Isn't it weird that Mila Kunis told a fib about her age in order to get the role of Jackie Burkhart on "That 70's Show", and that was 14 years ago? Can't help but hear my gray hairs coming in when I think about that. Also, isn't it weird that the Mila is now kinda-sorta probably seeing Ashton Kutcher, who played her boyfriend, Michael Kelso on the show? Funny how that happens, people crossing paths with one another, just like that CLOUD ATLAS trailer. Mila is absolutely kicking ass with her film career, ever since she got in a lesbo tongue-wresting match with Natalie Portman in BLACK SWAN. This summer she starred in TED, which was the only halfway-decent comedy I've seen over the past few months. She'll apparently be playing a sexy, seductive witch of sorts in OZ: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. I think we'll be looking at those haunting, fishbowl eyes of hers for some time down the road. Happy Birthday, Mila Kunis!