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Miley Cyrus gets unplugged but not untongued with Madonna

1 year agoby: Cherry Liquor

I'm sorry if you don't like Miley Cyrus. No, really, I am. This isn't going to be a lead into why I do like her (although I've always been honest in saying that if I had a penis, I would stick it in her, which doesn't make me a better human being, just someone who would love to toy around with a new sexual appendage and not limit my possibilities) and this isn't going to be an explanation on why you shouldn't be so hard on her. I'm simply stating that I'm sorry if you don't like her because she's not going away any time soon.

With a recent "Unplugged" performance for MTV, complete with a cameo by the aging gollum that is Madonna, Miley is sure to make everyone uncomfortable. This discomfort distracts you from more important social matters, such as how f*cked up it is that middle schoolers now have regular visits from the police department to educate them in how to react if (when?) a psychotic and armed fellow classmate shows up to gun them down. Why be disturbed by that when you can be afflutter over Cyrus' perpetually wagging tongue? Because, well, that's just gross and wrong. Right?

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Source: Hollywood Life

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8:38AM on 01/31/2014

Miley Cyrus will be hot

when she grows up.
when she grows up.
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5:57AM on 01/31/2014

Please stop.

Please? Just...stop?
Please? Just...stop?
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12:37PM on 01/30/2014
Miley is such a fucked up person.
Miley is such a fucked up person.
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12:34PM on 01/30/2014
Ugh. Let these two have each other. At one time I loved Madonna but her continued desperation to stay young and attract fans 35 years her junior is pathetic and misguided. She turns everybody off instead. She's always loved to shock and it used to work when her talent still came first. Now the only thing that would shock people is if she actually started treating herself with some respect by showing us she doesn't need gimmicks. She's coming up on 60! She should look to Tina Turner as an
Ugh. Let these two have each other. At one time I loved Madonna but her continued desperation to stay young and attract fans 35 years her junior is pathetic and misguided. She turns everybody off instead. She's always loved to shock and it used to work when her talent still came first. Now the only thing that would shock people is if she actually started treating herself with some respect by showing us she doesn't need gimmicks. She's coming up on 60! She should look to Tina Turner as an example of how to rock til you drop and stay sexy doing it.
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10:47AM on 01/30/2014
Regarding Miley Cirus, censorship should be harder
Regarding Miley Cirus, censorship should be harder
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9:22AM on 01/30/2014

I was going to ignore this but...

they're are other hotties besides this train wreck and the has been
they're are other hotties besides this train wreck and the has been
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5:41AM on 01/30/2014
It really *is* Justin Bieber with kinda-boobs.
It really *is* Justin Bieber with kinda-boobs.
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10:46AM on 01/30/2014
I was about to say that !
I was about to say that !
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