I'm sorry if you don't like Miley Cyrus. No, really, I am. This isn't going to be a lead into why I do like her (although I've always been honest in saying that if I had a penis, I would stick it in her, which doesn't make me a better human being, just someone who would love to toy around with a new sexual appendage and not limit my possibilities) and this isn't going to be an explanation on why you shouldn't be so hard on her. I'm simply stating that I'm sorry if you don't like her because she's not going away any time soon.
With a recent "Unplugged" performance for MTV, complete with a cameo by the aging gollum that is Madonna, Miley is sure to make everyone uncomfortable. This discomfort distracts you from more important social matters, such as how f*cked up it is that middle schoolers now have regular visits from the police department to educate them in how to react if (when?) a psychotic and armed fellow classmate shows up to gun them down. Why be disturbed by that when you can be afflutter over Cyrus' perpetually wagging tongue? Because, well, that's just gross and wrong. Right?
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