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Miley Cyrus twerks with Bad Santa

Dec. 9, 2013by: Droz

Oh yeah, time indulge in another Miley Cyrus hatefest. The queen of skanky twerks is back at it, this time turning the holidays into a joke with a drunken Santa Claus for the KIIS FM Jingle Ball event. Miley came complete with suggestive candy cane microphones and furry Chanel bag for some inane reason, along with the requisite Christmas-themed costume that shows off her paltry ass. What can I say? At this point she seems content to make her career all about doing whatever it takes to get people roused and annoyed. It wouldn't be the first time a 20-year-old did something stupid with their life.

Unfortunately for her and her new skanky act, shit gets old real quick nowadays. I see most folks moving on from her tongue-wagging routine. That's kind of the problem with basing an entertainment career around shocking or grossing people out. Eventually, everyone becomes acclimated to the shocking thing you do, forcing the performer to crank up whatever they do to new heights (or lows, depending on how you look at it) of shock content. Maybe Miley could sneak into churches or mosques and twerk against sacred relics. Or maybe go to cancer wards and grind her ass into dying cancer patients. If the goal is to make people thoroughly sick of you, there's no point in messing around. You might as well go right for the jugular.

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Extra Tidbit: Give me those back up dancers. Especially the one with the black hair. Damn!
Source: Gceleb

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3:02PM on 12/10/2013
And in other news, Santa was diagnosed with the clap today. Christmas is now on hold.
And in other news, Santa was diagnosed with the clap today. Christmas is now on hold.
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4:51AM on 12/11/2013
I'd hate to see how Mrs. Claus reacts when she finds out.
I'd hate to see how Mrs. Claus reacts when she finds out.
12:43PM on 12/10/2013
I was on board when she cut her hair (lets just chock that up to my raver days and my ever present nostalgia for pixie cuts and their iterations)...

I was on board with the "candid" pics of her doing yoga on the beach...

I'm surprisingly on board with the continued twerking even though it well passed its popularity shelf life...

What I truly can't let slide is the idea that she is trying to bring back those atrocious high wasted panties, underthings, unitards and the like.... They were
I was on board when she cut her hair (lets just chock that up to my raver days and my ever present nostalgia for pixie cuts and their iterations)...

I was on board with the "candid" pics of her doing yoga on the beach...

I'm surprisingly on board with the continued twerking even though it well passed its popularity shelf life...

What I truly can't let slide is the idea that she is trying to bring back those atrocious high wasted panties, underthings, unitards and the like.... They were a particular blight in the fashion arena of the 80's, which is a decade defined by fashion blights.

So for the love of all things holy and blasphemous, please stop... for the children, just stahp!
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10:34AM on 12/10/2013
I'm actually glad she's doing what she's doing. It's funny seeing grown men get so bent out of shape about something they can completely ignore.
I'm actually glad she's doing what she's doing. It's funny seeing grown men get so bent out of shape about something they can completely ignore.
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11:16PM on 12/09/2013

The green is for the backup dancers

And yes, the black-haired one is smokin' hot. As for Miley, her schtick got boring fast.
And yes, the black-haired one is smokin' hot. As for Miley, her schtick got boring fast.
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11:02PM on 12/09/2013

Well...

If I had a dick, I'd put it in her.
If I had a dick, I'd put it in her.
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1:27AM on 12/10/2013
Well yeah, that goes without saying. Most people with a dick will follow that dick's lead to the skankiest of ends. The real question is whether you and your hypothetical dick could find any reason to stick around afterward. I can't speak for all dick owners, but this one would be out of there before she had a chance to roll that tongue back up into her mouth.
Well yeah, that goes without saying. Most people with a dick will follow that dick's lead to the skankiest of ends. The real question is whether you and your hypothetical dick could find any reason to stick around afterward. I can't speak for all dick owners, but this one would be out of there before she had a chance to roll that tongue back up into her mouth.
9:21PM on 12/09/2013
Parents must be so proud.
Parents must be so proud.
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10:25PM on 12/09/2013
Billy Ray Cyrus has probably long, long past that point of being capable offeeling shame of any kind.
Billy Ray Cyrus has probably long, long past that point of being capable offeeling shame of any kind.
3:12AM on 12/10/2013
Probably.
Probably.
9:01PM on 12/09/2013
Not remotely sexy. It seems that the Smiler brigade finds each of the Movie Hotties articles on Cyrus and gives the comments a furious flurry of thumbs downs-es.
Not remotely sexy. It seems that the Smiler brigade finds each of the Movie Hotties articles on Cyrus and gives the comments a furious flurry of thumbs downs-es.
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8:41PM on 12/09/2013
Santa's thinking, "whaaat? Here's three actual hot girls with cute little antlers and I get Miley twerking me? yay."
Santa's thinking, "whaaat? Here's three actual hot girls with cute little antlers and I get Miley twerking me? yay."
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8:26PM on 12/09/2013
Is there any way you could stop reporting on her? This is supposed to be a site for hotties.
Is there any way you could stop reporting on her? This is supposed to be a site for hotties.
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7:50PM on 12/09/2013
So the village idiot returns. I hope we don't hear from her in 2014. She's so damn annoying.
So the village idiot returns. I hope we don't hear from her in 2014. She's so damn annoying.
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