How about some fun and stupid gossip before I launch into an evening showing of IRONMAN, shall we? Sources report that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were married over the weekend in a super-duper secret wedding yesterday on some remote island. Yeah, probably Nick's fantasy island.
It IS true that Nick gave Mariah a ring recently and - oh, this gets so much better - it's the EXACT SAME RING that he gave his fiancee from last year, Selita Ebanks. Poor Nick. If this is true, I'm surprised that Mariah didn't order one of her personal slaves to hand carve his nuts off and stuff them down his throat. No one gives Mimi recycled nuptial jewelry! This is the woman who has a closet devoted entirely to her lingerie, remember?
But I'm more of the type of person to believe it when I see it, which since I don't know (and don't care to know) either of these people, isn't going to happen. Sure, the "media" will continue to report about it, which ultimately is a misguided attempt to drum up publicity for Mariah's new album. However, I'm still not buying it.