That weight being Minka Kelly's long time boyfriend and baseball all star Derek Jeter. I'll be honest and say that hearing the two of them were finished wasn't exactly the saddest news in the world. First of all, I have little to nothing invested in that relationship. Second, I have no doubt that the boinkfests ensuing after celebs break up nowadays are pretty much unprecedented this side of Roman orgies. In other words, they both got folks waiting on line to hop into the sack with whenever they decide to get back in the saddle. And from all those smiles and laughs on the set of her goofy Charlie's Angels remake, I don't imagine Minka's recovery time is going to take that long.