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Miranda Kerr decides to just ditch the clothes, model her bare-assed self

Aug. 1, 2012by: Droz
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Yeah, go on Miranda Kerr. Why bother with all that pretentious, designer crap? Just stretch out that cat-like body in nothing but body oil and some creative lighting and give everyone what they really want. Seriously, who wants to look at clothes on a perfect body? That's like putting tinsel on a Da Vinci painting or curtains around a Michelangelo sculpture. It's pointless. Just let them be the works of art that they are. Maybe the companies can put a logo or something in the corner, as long as it doesn't distract from the curve of the hottie model's ass. That would certainly open up a whole new market for fashion mags. And just imagine how much more entertaining such ads would make time spent on the clothes store "bench of shame" with your girlfriend/wife's purse. She's clearly not giving you a peek at the real thing in the change room. Might as well get something for your time.

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7:40PM on 08/01/2012
I dig this hottie, but only the last pic will open. ☹
I dig this hottie, but only the last pic will open. ☹
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12:50AM on 08/02/2012
They are, thank you.
They are, thank you.
8:52PM on 08/01/2012
Should be working now.
Should be working now.
9:36PM on 08/01/2012
CURSE YOU ORLANDO BLOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
CURSE YOU ORLANDO BLOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
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10:44PM on 08/01/2012

Humuna-humuna-humuna-humuna-humuna-humun
a-humuna . . .

Me can't think good right now. Blood rushing from head. Feel dizzy . . .
Me can't think good right now. Blood rushing from head. Feel dizzy . . .
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10:54PM on 08/01/2012

Niiiiiicccccceeeee

Orlando Bloom = One Lucky Bastard
Orlando Bloom = One Lucky Bastard
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2:16PM on 08/02/2012
This made my life
This made my life
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