Yeah, go on Miranda Kerr. Why bother with all that pretentious, designer crap? Just stretch out that cat-like body in nothing but body oil and some creative lighting and give everyone what they really want. Seriously, who wants to look at clothes on a perfect body? That's like putting tinsel on a Da Vinci painting or curtains around a Michelangelo sculpture. It's pointless. Just let them be the works of art that they are. Maybe the companies can put a logo or something in the corner, as long as it doesn't distract from the curve of the hottie model's ass. That would certainly open up a whole new market for fashion mags. And just imagine how much more entertaining such ads would make time spent on the clothes store "bench of shame" with your girlfriend/wife's purse. She's clearly not giving you a peek at the real thing in the change room. Might as well get something for your time.
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