I can't read about 99 percent of the time. Either I'll get distracted by my deep, introspective thoughts or I'll get distracted by the pretty colors and pictures that go along with the story. That's pretty much the case here with Miranda Kerr in a foreign magazine entitled Body which I'm assuming is about pretty people with pretty bodies. It looks like they're holding onto that tradition with Miranda looking splendid as always in an array of different bikinis. So, even if I DID know whatever language this magazine is in, I'd lose track of what they were saying cause there are boobs. So, if you're skipping my charming wit and sly wordplay to get to the goods, don't worry. I understand.
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