Aussie super model and elf wife Miranda Kerr is the new spokeshottie for the Mango fashion line - a name that only shows my age by making me think of that stupid Chris Kattan SNL character with the same name. But let's try to move on from that unfortunate association and focus on Miranda, who took it upon herself to use the press conference announcing her new partnership to basically make eyes at every camera in the room. Never seen a woman more determined to make every camera love her. She's very good at what she does too. I don't know about you, but a woman looking at me like that would just about remove every semblance of self control or chastity I could ever profess to have. Not that I ever really had either of those things in abundance.
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