Miranda Kerr, one of the hot pieces employed by the House of Tittays (aka Victoria's Secret) got married at some point this week in a private and secret ceremony to long-time boyfriend (and lucky bastard) Orlando Bloom. The only way that this leaked was because Kerr was unable to be the "fashion ambassador" for a new retail chain due to the fact that she was on her honeymoon. Blah. Marriage and babies. Why can't people look up to... well... who in Hollywood can set a good example for the rest of the glamorous people?