Miranda Kerr is 30 now and single, so she technically counts as a cougar at this point, right? Anyway, she was hanging out at some event for Jaguar's new F-type coupe, which was appropriate since only people like Miranda Kerr can afford to buy these. Miranda's method for having the proceeds to purchase expensive super cars came wrapped in a literal tight ass dress this night. That insane body is sufficient to evoke tons of lust for her. However, I'm also fascinated with the idea of the obvious, long zipper running down the length of her dress. Normally they seem content to hide those zippers, but in the case of this dress, there seems to be a somewhat purposeful emphasis placed on the zipper and its prime placement running right through the crack of her ass. Maybe I'm just distracted by my own thought processes, but I get the impression there's an intention to stimulate the imagination with that zipper. Placed over the undulating brilliance of Miranda's backside, my mind is filled with images of slowly unzipping that thing, revealing more and more of Miranda's perfect body, until the end when her perfect ass pops out like a ripe peach. Best Christmas present ever.
Enjoy a little more Miranda via the behind the scenes clips of her Net-A-Porter photoshoot from earlier this year.
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