One might be forgiven for thinking that these shots of Miranda Kerr reclining herself on a fancy boat are shots of her most recent vacation. Actually, what you're seeing here is Miranda hard at work, doing a photoshoot on an appropriately named boat out in Sydney harbor. She really is living a sweet life, just hanging out on mahogany boats in bikinis, getting her picture took for millions of dollars - all with Legolas and their elven hybrid kid waiting at home for her. If things were any sweeter in Miranda's life, she'd need daily insulin shots and a kidney transplant to survive it all.
Well, I'm off to scour my empty cabinets for some ramen noodles. Hopefully the water hasn't been shut off yet, otherwise it's crunch time again. If you need me, I'll be the one quietly sobbing over a Styrofoam cup in the corner.
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