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Miranda Kerr hops onto the supermodel relationship bandwagon

12.05.2013by: Droz

One thing near universal in the supermodel world is that no matter how rich and successful a model may become, there will still be an urgency in their minds to marry super rich guys with giant yachts. It's just a given that if you're one of the elite beautiful people, your only realistic option for a mate is a master of the universe. Which is rather bizarre because it's not like these ladies are destitute or short on looks. They really have no need of a sugar daddy. They have the cash and the innate hotness necessary to easily woo any pretty boy they want. Perhaps this is proof of a subconscious need within the female psyche to be looked after by a more powerful man? I'm not going to touch that one.

Whatever is going on, Aussie mega model Miranda Kerr bucked that rich dude trend and married herself a pretty boy, Orlando Bloom. But now that their relationship has imploded, she's decided to get back in line with her supermodel ilk and find herself a billionaire. Enter Australia's richest man, James Packer.

Now there's a visage clearly meant for super models, which is to say only billions in cash could get that face between the legs of a model like Miranda. This casino baron and frequent fine ass-chaser has been around the block with a few hotties before Miranda, but has clearly set his sights on the big time by courting one of his homeland's finest. And here's the 172-foot super yacht Miranda will be hanging her fine ass off of soon enough:

That's the same yacht Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes honeymooned on in the Maldives and where she was presumably indoctrinated into his psycho cult of batshittery shortly thereafter. James is good friends with Tom and a bunch of other folks and is generally the exact type of guy you'd expect to see a world class model take up with. So there you have it fugly dudes who can't score chicks. You want to solve that problem? Just get billions of dollars and a massive yacht. Then you get Miranda Kerr. Easy.

Now enjoy Miranda wearing the skimpiest of all bikinis and know you'll never enjoy her as much as James probably is right now.

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1:57AM on 12/06/2013
What the hell is this, there is no proof that there is anything going on between Miranda and James Packer. In fact, I am pretty sure that stupid rumor was debunked a few days ago. Just because Miranda and Orlando were good friends with Packer and his wife, that does not mean he and Miranda are now rocking the boat together now that they are both single, even if that boat is a really huge yacht.
Now, on a much less gossipy note, Miranda looks ridiculously hot in that Chanel bikini top.
What the hell is this, there is no proof that there is anything going on between Miranda and James Packer. In fact, I am pretty sure that stupid rumor was debunked a few days ago. Just because Miranda and Orlando were good friends with Packer and his wife, that does not mean he and Miranda are now rocking the boat together now that they are both single, even if that boat is a really huge yacht.
Now, on a much less gossipy note, Miranda looks ridiculously hot in that Chanel bikini top.
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11:36PM on 12/05/2013
That's pretty disappointing. I can't say for certain of course but it seems she had a good thing going with Orlando Bloom who did seem like a decent guy. Agree with Stratburst, James Packer just seems like a douche with money.
That's pretty disappointing. I can't say for certain of course but it seems she had a good thing going with Orlando Bloom who did seem like a decent guy. Agree with Stratburst, James Packer just seems like a douche with money.
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10:52PM on 12/05/2013

Wow, Miranda, you really traded down.

Say what you like about Orlando Bloom's acting, but he seems like a decent bloke. Judging by that photograph, James Packer's got douchebag written all over him. Good luck when the reality bomb hits ya, honey.
Say what you like about Orlando Bloom's acting, but he seems like a decent bloke. Judging by that photograph, James Packer's got douchebag written all over him. Good luck when the reality bomb hits ya, honey.
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8:20PM on 12/05/2013
Even more convinced she was whoring around on Legolas this whole time like the rumors said.
Even more convinced she was whoring around on Legolas this whole time like the rumors said.
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7:22PM on 12/05/2013
doesn't do it for me.
doesn't do it for me.
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7:08PM on 12/05/2013
Thats one treasure that Legolas should not have let go so easily.
Thats one treasure that Legolas should not have let go so easily.
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6:01PM on 12/05/2013
She's not just doing this for money...........she's doing this for a SHIT LOAD OF MONEY
She's not just doing this for money...........she's doing this for a SHIT LOAD OF MONEY
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