Obviously it helps a little if the couture crap shows off Miranda Kerr's fantastic legs and occasionally disappears altogether north of her waist. Miranda is sporting this no doubt expensive shite in the pages of French Jalouse magazine, which I'm sure is big thing over on the old the Champs-Élysées coffeehouse scene. Somehow I think most of us around these parts are getting a little something different out of the experience. It's always intrigued me that a magazine, which is so obviously targeted toward women, would bother to include shots of models going topless. What's the thinking there? I mean, I know what what imagery like that does for me. To put it bluntly, it really makes me want to bang the shit out of Miranda. Is the suggestion here that the ladies are equally stimulated by topless Miranda? Hey, I'm all for that, but I have to imagine that would be a minority reaction. Right? Or does that "every woman is a lesbian" fantasy all us guys imagine really have some validity. Ladies, this is the mother of all your many secrets, isn't it? You all want to get with hotties like Miranda just as much as we do. I totally knew it.
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