For those of you who still don't know who Terry Richardson is, let's just call him the brilliant mastermind behind Kate Upton's voluptuous GQ spread last summer. He must be one busy horndog, since his photos of Rihanna smoking a "cigarette" just came out a couple days ago, and now Orlando Bloom's crazy-hot girlfriend Miranda Kerr has stepped in front of that same lens. And lord almighty, what a sight to see. I've always had a thing for Miranda, but this is just… wow. This is a great reminder of why she's my favorite current Victoria's Secret angel. I'm just about 100% convinced that she's not of this planet, and was perhaps rescued by Legolas Greenleaf from some tropical paradise overthrown by Smaug. I have no idea what I'm talking about. And now, without further adieu, ass…
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Can't stand the dude