Miranda Kerr is Esquire magazine's woman of the year. Not a bad choice. I don't know if she's really done much of anything this year but show us what her body looks like naked, but that's not bad. I've seen sorrier excuses for naming someone the best of the year. I think her butt alone earns her the status of being 2012's woman. I like to imagine she always makes a point of keeping her ass wrapped in a bow, so that anyone lucky enough to unwrap dat ass will see it as the best present they ever got. Too bad it's only her elven husband who gets to find that lovely present under his tree every night. Asses like that should belong to the whole world.