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Misha Cops a Deal

04.09.2008by: Cherry Liquor

Misha Barton, Misha Barton. Have you learned nothing from multiple viewing of DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? You need to lay off the green stuff and re-focus on your life and your career. (*snort*) Either that or figure out what most stoners have at this point in life: it's easier and less stressful to just stay at home on your ass playing video games than get behind the wheel.

Barton appears to have been listening to my nagging inner voice and heeded the call of the courts, opting to take a plea deal for her February DUI ("Driving Under the Influence," for those few, precious, innocent souls left on this planet *double snort*) where she was stopped and found not only intoxicated but possessing marijuana and - that's right - no valid driver's license. Those wacky celebrity Californians, thinking that just because half the population of Los Angeles is unlicensed means they can be too. Sorry, not enough spray tanning in Beverly Hills would have made you that brown, honey.

The plea means that Barton will most likely be ordered to pay a fine, court costs and end up on up to 3 years probation. Which basically means squat. But at least it's better than watching another celebutard be paraded through one of the turnstiles they installed at the LA jails, right?

Source: teenhollywood

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