This isn't the most beautiful I've ever seen Samantha Hoopes. Usually she presents herself as a much more all around attractive woman.
I think it's the hair. Not her style. The rest of Sam, however, was looking real tasty at the ENTOURAGE premiere last night. Now that's what I call a dress. She's got one of those bodies that's so tight and fit that it would probably hurt you in even a mildly energetic sex session. Those thighs get a hold on some part of you and you can guarantee some kind of significant pain is waiting for you the next morning. It would be worth it though.
I can't say the same for this burger Samantha is promoting as the latest Carls Jr./Hardee's burger babe. Called The Most American Thickburger, it's a giant hamburger with a hot dog crammed into it. Yeah, definitely American, but still one of the most awful things I've ever heard of. At 1800 calories all by itself, it's not only disgusting but probably also a public healthy emergency. The really goofy part is that it's likely Samantha has never eaten one of these and never will. They need to have a truth in advertising amendment in the Constitution. That way the only people who could promote these greasy nightmares would be huge fat people. Maybe then they would stop making them.
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