Everybody's favorite Italian dish, Monica Bellucci, is on the cover of Vanity Fair Spain in February. Honestly, who cares what magazine she's covering? It's just a pleasure to see Monica in any capacity. She could be on the cover of Sewage Treatment Monthly and I'd still be down for shots of her shoveling out huge wads of filthy toilet paper and soiled condoms from some clogged sewage filter system. Okay maybe not, but if she had her tits hanging out and her column like legs on display, how many of us can honestly say that we wouldn't be inclined to give it a peek? Thankfully we never have to worry about Monica doing that kind of thing. She'll just go on doing what she always has and seemingly always will - hanging out in fancy hotel rooms half naked for our viewing pleasure. Leave the sewage cleaning to guys with names like Gus, Rocko and Smelly Bob.