I've always kind of preferred Monica Cruz to her sister, Penelope. She's just got a look about her that I appreciate more for some reason. Not that there is much of a reason to pick one over the other. As you can see, they're virtually identical. Monica just strikes me as having a bit more of that kind of spicy, Mediterranean look about her.
As for her bags, I really starting to get tired of this whole shopping bag cause. Sure, the plastic bags are bad and everything, which is why a lot of us got the totes, like responsible, earth-minded people. But now they're attacking the tote bags that everyone had such a hard on for. Apparently they've got some chemicals in them that might leach into your food and give your kids a third ass cheek or something.
Now they've got these new totes that are biodegradable and earth friendly. Soon they'll probably learn that there's a bug hiding in the fibers in those that will give you Ebola or some shit. Then they'll just ban all bags, forcing us to toss our groceries loose into the back of the car right from the cart. So I hope you like your Fruit Loops mixed with green beans and pebbles from the floorboards of your car.
We just can't win.










