Honestly, I'm probably not alone in wondering WTF Madden was thinking when he transitioned from Monk to Paris, If you're going to go vapid, at least go attractive. Monk herself won't answer questions about her former flame's new girl, saying, “It’s just too real now, it’s not a joke.” No, Sophie darling. It's a "real joke." Oh, and please show us the bewbs. And a sneak peek at the hoo-hah. Even if it was tainted with Benji cooties.