Forgive me, whomever, for I am committing the sin of reporting another Hannah Montana/Miley Ray Cyrus news tidbit. I know there's a special place in hell reserved just for me and those like me, us heathens who dare speak ill of the ultra-conservative Cyrus clan. I've even stocked up on my SPF 5000 No-Ad for when that time comes.
But in the meantime, I've got my finger up and wagging again. Billy and (f*ck me, I learned her name) Tish have allowed Miley to pose for Vanity Fair magazine. No big deal, right? Except for the fact that this is the publication that likes to have its starlets naked or wearing something barely there. Remember Demi Moore's naked pregnant belly and subsequent body paint suit shots? Remember that one of ScarJo's delicious porcelin white ass? Yeah... THAT'S Vanity Fair.
So here's Miley topless for the magazine, as being hinted at in the screen captures below. Have your TiVos set to record on Monday as "Entertainment Tonight" breaks the story of her photo shoot for the magazine. Granted, it's fairly clear that she's holding a sheet in front of her 15 year old bosom, but this is just following in the footsteps of all the other tarts before her. I don't mind that, I just hate the ludicrous claims from her parents that she's being raised as this upright religious type. Hypocrisy gives me a tummy ache and I'm sending the bill to Billy and Tish.
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