Someone forgot to send Gwyneth Paltrow the memo about how if you're going to attend a hotel opening in Morocco, the dress code is all black. Then again, she also missed the memo on not naming your children after fruit. If Apple ends up a lesbian, I would gladly give my left tit to be able to see her marry a chick named Eve. Sure, it's a tired joke, but it's still a good one. Paltrow is looking in fit shape, no doubt for the promo blitz about IRON MAN 2 as soon as RDJ kills them at the Xmas office in SHERLOCK HOLMES. I want to see that movie so bad, it actually makes me cry a little.
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