won a couple People's Choice Awards the other night, one of which I would like to proudly take credit for playing my part in. Aside from being named the people's favorite female recording artist, Mrs. Brand was also named the people's favorite "internet sensation." I have happily taken the slings and arrows from the bitter masses who have maliciously tried to knock a girl with big tits, cheesy pop stylings and horrible taste in men... but enough on how they feel about me. Right around the time that she was a sniffle at the beginning of a massive head cold, I knew I needed to get in bed with that bitch and give her the coverage that she deserved. Now, where's my swag bag?
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