This week in commercial whore-dom, we get to see Natalie Portman smother the world's luckiest couch arm with her nude flesh. When the make-up company Dior decided on the name "Naked" for their upcoming product, I'll bet naked Natalie was the first thing to pop into their heads. They already did an advert similar to this with Portman a while back, but it was guilty of one major flaw: she had clothes on. It looks like they're improving their technique, though, by taunting us with Padmé Amidala's bare backside. You've gotta love sex in advertising, no matter how corrupt it is. At least Dior isn't spreading statistical lies about their product, or saying it prevents skin cancer. They're just saying, "Hey. Here's Natalie Portman in the nude. Isn't that neat?" It sure is neat indeed.
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