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Natalie Portman services her car and pumps it up real good

Aug. 20, 2013by: ResidentRiddle64

While I can easily say that Natalie Portman is still one of my favorite hotties, pictures that I've been seeing of her recently (including these) make me a little sad inside. She seems really thin and these pictures make it seem like she's been sad face for a while now. She looks very discontent and vulnerable. I suppose when the gas pump weighs about ten pounds more than you do, that'll happen (or the fact that some strangers are taking pictures of you. Yeah. That might be it, too). Fo real, dough. She needs me and I can help her. All she needs to do is divorce that loser husband of hers and I will feed her double bacon cheeseburgers like nobody's business. While she's chowing down, I'll tell jokes so funny, she'll just guffaw grease and condiments into my face. Then, when she's reached her peak of chubby and happy, we'll go see THOR: THE DARK WORLD together and the world as we know it will be a much better place (for me, anyway).  

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7:20PM on 08/21/2013
The only thing I don't like about this site, and that's putting it lightly, is all the fat love. Being fat is a bad thing, plain and simple. It gets so frustrating when some shit is always said about perfectly fine celebs/models being "to skinny". Some woman are naturally skinny, and they don't even take measures to be skinny, they just are. It would not be that bad, but it's said about celebrities that are completely fine and not that skinny at all. Natalie Portman is no different, she is
The only thing I don't like about this site, and that's putting it lightly, is all the fat love. Being fat is a bad thing, plain and simple. It gets so frustrating when some shit is always said about perfectly fine celebs/models being "to skinny". Some woman are naturally skinny, and they don't even take measures to be skinny, they just are. It would not be that bad, but it's said about celebrities that are completely fine and not that skinny at all. Natalie Portman is no different, she is completely fine, and does not need to gain anything, because she is hot and sexy just the way she is. Not to mention, there is never anything said about the celebrities that are out of shape and sometimes even overweight. Hell no, those celebrities are praised like its a damn good thing.
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8:36PM on 08/20/2013

I agree with the "too thin" comments, but

Unhappy? Not if the pics of her with Anthony Hopkins and Tom Hiddleston were any indication. She looked her usual charming self and both Hiddleston and Hopkins were clearly happy to see and chat with her. And yes, Natalie Portman is still awesome.
Unhappy? Not if the pics of her with Anthony Hopkins and Tom Hiddleston were any indication. She looked her usual charming self and both Hiddleston and Hopkins were clearly happy to see and chat with her. And yes, Natalie Portman is still awesome.
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6:20PM on 08/20/2013
I think you're funny, ResidentRiddle64!!!
I think you're funny, ResidentRiddle64!!!
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5:19PM on 08/20/2013
Natalie Portman has 'always' been thin, and quite frankly, one of the few that can be that thin and still be extremely attractive. And my guess as to why she has a "sad face," would be that it probably has something to do with cameras being trained on her in public.

Seriously, man, the fattening her up shtick and your sense of humor is not entertaining us. I like your choice here, but just the images would have sufficed.
Natalie Portman has 'always' been thin, and quite frankly, one of the few that can be that thin and still be extremely attractive. And my guess as to why she has a "sad face," would be that it probably has something to do with cameras being trained on her in public.

Seriously, man, the fattening her up shtick and your sense of humor is not entertaining us. I like your choice here, but just the images would have sufficed.
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3:12PM on 08/20/2013
Can't imagine having this job where you just stalk celebrities all day long, I mean taking about 100 pics of someone pumping gas? Pretty creepy.
Can't imagine having this job where you just stalk celebrities all day long, I mean taking about 100 pics of someone pumping gas? Pretty creepy.
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