I know, I know. All your fanboy hearts are breaking over the fetal residence crashing in Natalie Portman's
uterus right now. I get it. All of your fantasies of kissing her tootsies and watching her make you a Hot Pocket naked save for a frilly apron have been crushed into micro dust particles. I say look to the positive and focus on those MILF bewbs of hers coming in. Or be happy that she's finally going to get her little gold man. If she can't give you a blowjob in fantastical theory, she can at least help you win your Oscar pool.
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