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Natalie Portman takes her fashionable baby bump to the Oscar luncheon

Feb. 8, 2011by: Cherry Liquor
I know, I know. All your fanboy hearts are breaking over the fetal residence crashing in Natalie Portman's uterus right now. I get it. All of your fantasies of kissing her tootsies and watching her make you a Hot Pocket naked save for a frilly apron have been crushed into micro dust particles. I say look to the positive and focus on those MILF bewbs of hers coming in. Or be happy that she's finally going to get her little gold man. If she can't give you a blowjob in fantastical theory, she can at least help you win your Oscar pool.

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Source: Daily Mail

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4:38PM on 02/08/2011
I gained a lot of respect for Portman after seeing Black Swan. She deserves all the awards she has been winning. And her character is anything but one dimensional.
I gained a lot of respect for Portman after seeing Black Swan. She deserves all the awards she has been winning. And her character is anything but one dimensional.
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10:34AM on 02/08/2011
I'm happy she's pregnant and what not. I never had a chance with her anyways, lol. She is looking beautiful.
I'm happy she's pregnant and what not. I never had a chance with her anyways, lol. She is looking beautiful.
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8:26AM on 02/08/2011

I'm going to take an alternate stance from these hypothetical fanboys

I'm a fan of Portman but don't mind that she's pregnant and thought Black Swan was awful. She basically played a one dimensional caricature. Jennifer Lawrence deserves the academy award. She was excellent in Winter's Bone. But, I think the award will be going to Portman because the academy has a history of never giving it to the right person. They don't recognize real acting and just give the awards to over-the-top bug-eyed performances that vie for their attention. It's obnoxious. Black
I'm a fan of Portman but don't mind that she's pregnant and thought Black Swan was awful. She basically played a one dimensional caricature. Jennifer Lawrence deserves the academy award. She was excellent in Winter's Bone. But, I think the award will be going to Portman because the academy has a history of never giving it to the right person. They don't recognize real acting and just give the awards to over-the-top bug-eyed performances that vie for their attention. It's obnoxious. Black Swan and Closer are two of Portman's worst movies and characters and those are the only movies she's been nominated for.
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12:57PM on 02/08/2011
I second that opinion. I did (and probably still do)carry a fanboy crush on Portman. But yes, Black Swan was a pretty one-dimensional role in a very average film. I was surprised that it was an Aronofsky film. Quite a big fall off from Requiem for a Dream for him...
I second that opinion. I did (and probably still do)carry a fanboy crush on Portman. But yes, Black Swan was a pretty one-dimensional role in a very average film. I was surprised that it was an Aronofsky film. Quite a big fall off from Requiem for a Dream for him...
2:01PM on 02/08/2011
I'm a Portman fanboy and thought she was fantastic in BLACK SWAN and CLOSER. I thought Winter's Bone was boring and Lawrence was nothing special really. Everyone has their own opinion.
I'm a Portman fanboy and thought she was fantastic in BLACK SWAN and CLOSER. I thought Winter's Bone was boring and Lawrence was nothing special really. Everyone has their own opinion.
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