I've only been to a strip club once in my life, and there's a reason I never went back. Aside from the dirty atmosphere, douchebag bouncers and a twenty dollar Tennessee Honey, the strippers themselves were just unpleasant to watch. When they smiled with their pearly greens, I could sense some bottled-up anger. I started to recognize some of their faces from old milk cartons. I guess what I'm getting at is that "strip clubs" aren't always as spectacular as some movies would lead you to believe. Also, often times, the strippers are portrayed by super hot actresses. This is why we've decided to clump up a whole bunch of the best female "stripper scenes" into one gratuitous video montage!
Coming up on the stage, we get a glimpse at Lindsay Lohan on her downtime in I KNOW WHO KILLED ME. Things start to heat up when Olivia Wilde gets wilder than ever before, in BUTTER. Then we learn just how lean and flexible Mary Elizabeth Winstead's legs can get in MAKE IT HAPPEN, but it doesn't stop there. Amy Smart (CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE), Natalie Portman (CLOSER), Salma Hayek (DOGMA), Marisa Tomei (THE WRESTLER), Rose McGowan (PLANET TERROR) and Jessica Biel (POWDER BLUE) also work the poles, as well as a few surprise guests. We even threw in some quick ass-slapping moments from hotties like Halle Berry (THE LAST BOY SCOUT), Demi Moore (STRIPTEASE), Penelope Cruz (NINE), Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore (CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE). All your favorite A-list celebrity strippers are featured, and Lindsay Lohan! Keep in mind, this compilation is of hotties "removing their clothing (or wearing very little of it) on stage". And what better song to accompany those ladies than "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard? So, lock your doors, close your blinds, silence your phones and enjoy!