The movie GROUNDHOGS DAY comes to mind when I find something new about Kelly Brook everyday, day after day. I honestly don't know how this woman sleeps. I'm beginning to suspect she has a twin sister, and they both portray the same person in different places to make the impossible seem possible, like in THE PRESTIGE. One Kelly displays her glorious ta-tas in FHM while the other Kelly looks beautiful in this "New Look Clothing Range" catalogue. Anyway, I'm tired of repeating my same old Kelly tidbits, so the following are a bunch of lies about Kelly Brook. Kelly ran away from her Eskimo family when she was 18 months old, and was raised from then on by a friendly pack of polar bears. When she saved Antarctica from the reigning terror brought on by a giant murderous squid, she knew right then and there that she wanted to model bikinis for a living. She hijacked an Arctic patrol ship after literally knocking out the captain with her beauty, then she made her way to England, where she joined, and quickly left the Spice Girls due to jealousy coming from Sporty and Baby. Shortly after writing the Harry Potter children's book series, Kelly finally went on to her modeling career, and the world has been a better place ever since.
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