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Jun. 30, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Alicia Keys, that silly bitch who said that "Gangsta rap didn't exist" (and then later tried to retract the statements to say that they were taken out of context... yeah, that's what they all say), is planning on retiring from music when she turns 30.

Considering that she's 27 now, that gives us all only 3 more years of suffering. She's said, "I am working hard now so I have the choice to retire when I want. I would like to travel the world and stay in places instead of having to move on like I do now. I want to experience difference cultures." Now if we can get together and compile a list of all the others we need to convince to do it the Keys' way, we're set. Wait... crap... I just thought of something. She only said that she was going to retire from music. That doesn't mean that she's going to think that she's got an extended shelf life in movies, does it? DAMMMMN-ITTTT.

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6:04PM on 07/03/2008
She's a nut.
She's a nut.
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3:37PM on 07/01/2008

yes, do actually

last i checked, she actually sings. unlike the amazing duo you mentioned that duped the world. to say that they, the grammy's or any other award show, are no reflection of talent at all is a little out there. she's an incredible talent and you don't have to be a fan of her music to even recognize that.
last i checked, she actually sings. unlike the amazing duo you mentioned that duped the world. to say that they, the grammy's or any other award show, are no reflection of talent at all is a little out there. she's an incredible talent and you don't have to be a fan of her music to even recognize that.
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2:50AM on 07/01/2008
Um, Milli Vanilli just called and reminded you that they won a "Best New Artist" Grammy.

Still think those award shows are any reflection whatsoever of an artist's talent?
Um, Milli Vanilli just called and reminded you that they won a "Best New Artist" Grammy.

Still think those award shows are any reflection whatsoever of an artist's talent?
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8:44PM on 06/30/2008

hmmm

her multiple grammies just released a statement:

"You're kind of an idiot."
her multiple grammies just released a statement:

"You're kind of an idiot."
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