I've never really been a big fan of "Desperate Houseflies", but that doesn't mean I would pass up an opportunity to post a shitload of sexy Eva Longoria pics, even if it is a little late in the day. That's right, Eva Longoria (or as WALL-E calls her, "Ee-va, Ee-va!") turns 38-years-old today. Say what you will about her recent "belly fat" or whatever, but I for one things she looks pretty smokin' hot for 38. Putting these year-by-year galleries together really makes you realize how fast time flies by. Eva's come quite a long way over the years, from being a sexy as f*ck man-eater on ABC, to a sexy as f*ck philanthropist and political activist in real life. Eva was one of seven Californians named to the post of co-chair of Barack Obama's re-election campaign. All I've seen her do physically as an activist is walk around with "Obama" on her ass, but who am I kidding? That's enough to make me vote for anything. Happy 38th b-day, Eva!
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