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Oh, by the way, it's Eva Longoria's birthday today

2 years agoby: Salacious Crumb

I've never really been a big fan of "Desperate Houseflies", but that doesn't mean I would pass up an opportunity to post a shitload of sexy Eva Longoria pics, even if it is a little late in the day. That's right, Eva Longoria (or as WALL-E calls her, "Ee-va, Ee-va!") turns 38-years-old today. Say what you will about her recent "belly fat" or whatever, but I for one things she looks pretty smokin' hot for 38. Putting these year-by-year galleries together really makes you realize how fast time flies by. Eva's come quite a long way over the years, from being a sexy as f*ck man-eater on ABC, to a sexy as f*ck philanthropist and political activist in real life. Eva was one of seven Californians named to the post of co-chair of Barack Obama's re-election campaign. All I've seen her do physically as an activist is walk around with "Obama" on her ass, but who am I kidding? That's enough to make me vote for anything. Happy 38th b-day, Eva!

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: What's your favorite year of the Longoria?

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10:27AM on 03/18/2013
so damn sexy, great legs & nice ass, looks great for 38, seen her in person, she is very short lol
so damn sexy, great legs & nice ass, looks great for 38, seen her in person, she is very short lol
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3:34AM on 03/18/2013
Not to be vulgar, but I want to B my L all over her A.
Not to be vulgar, but I want to B my L all over her A.
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4:08AM on 03/17/2013
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
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4:08AM on 03/17/2013
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
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4:07AM on 03/17/2013
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
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4:07AM on 03/17/2013
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
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4:07AM on 03/17/2013
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
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4:06AM on 03/17/2013
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
I'd Bill Clinton all over her dress.
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1:00AM on 03/16/2013
Ay dios mio!I love this woman!
Ay dios mio!I love this woman!
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4:07AM on 03/17/2013
Deuce comments, essay.
Deuce comments, essay.
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1:00AM on 03/16/2013
Ay dios mio!I love this woman!
Ay dios mio!I love this woman!
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9:42PM on 03/15/2013
She looks pretty much the same as she did in 2001 - sexy as hell.
She looks pretty much the same as she did in 2001 - sexy as hell.
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