Well, this…never really happens. I'm shocked. Usually, I'll come across a hottie I've never really heard of before, get on to that Google or to that Wikipedia and instantly find out a bunch of information about them. Some, I want to know (their bust size), and others, I don't (whether they're married or have a boyfriend). However, after seeing this girl's bum, I looked online and nothing. Couldn't find a damn thing about her. Not even Facebook was able to help me out. All's I know is her name: Ola Jones and that she's in London for some photoshoot and by my guess, she's a model (I know it's a crazy assumption, but let's just roll with it). I figure since I can't find anything on this girl or what she's doing in a white top and a white bikini bottom, I'll just make up my own little version of what happened… Here it goes. First, I was walking around Merry Ol' London and saw three women on a balcony. In my culture, it's acceptable, so I cried, "Hello, up there!" and whipped out my penis to greet them. This was their reaction:
Saddened, I took off my t-shirt and showed them my impeccable body, wonderful personality, great smile and incredible sense of humor. The other women were still unimpressed, however, Ola fell for me instantly. Finally, Ola made a collection of pictures of herself to prove her undying love for me in all an all white, but very revealing, outfit. The End. Don't you just love happy endings that ring untrue the entire time? Yep. Me, too.
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