So did anyone else completely forget that the Miss Universe pageant was a thing? Well, it just took place last night, and after checking out the winner (as well as other contestants), all I have to say is... "yawn". I've been benumbed by those pics from Brazil's Miss Bum Bum pageant, so it's somewhat understandable that I'd be so lackadaisical when it comes to Miss Universe. It is nice to hear, however, that Olivia Culpo from Rhode Island was the first American woman to take the crown in 15 years. I had no idea we'd been gettin' our ass kicked over the past decade-and-a-half. While I'm glad to hear the news, I can't say I see what the big deal is about the winner. Or the whole competition for that matter. It's ultimately a beauty contest where they ask the contestants elementary questions to make it look prestigious. At least the Miss Bum Bum pageant is upfront about what their judging. Hell, I was even more into the Victoria's Secret fashion show, and that was nothing but babes walking back and forth in silly outfits. They never step up to the microphone and say stuff like this: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps. And I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere, like such as. And I believe that they should-our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. Or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." What the hell... Anyway, what to you think of our new Miss Universe?
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