Olivia Wilde was out having a nice day with her boyfriend, comedian Jason Sudeikis recently. These pics give me a strange kind of hope. I know so many guys that look just like Jason. He's got that 30-something, kind of schlubby, plain kinda guy look about him that's basically the standard for guys this age. Hell, I look like this guy. Yet, look who he's pulled. Sure, he's a funny guy, which does magical things to the ladies. Hey Olivia, I'm a funny guy too. I'm always leaving folks in stitches. So, if things don't work out with SNL boy here, you can reach me at any of the emails, phone numbers, or addresses I've sent you in my ransom notes love letters.
Btw, Jason - is that really how you kiss a hottie like Olivia? Come on, man. You don't come at that mouth with some hesitant fish lips. You go for those lips like a dehydrated man in the desert goes for a canteen full of water. By the time that kiss is done, she should feel like she just came from the dentist.
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