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Olivia Wilde is back on the market

Feb. 9, 2011by: Droz
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That's right, people. Olivia Wilde has apparently gotten tired of all the day-to-day doldrums of life with her fabulously rich and dreamy Italian prince and has decided to put herself back into the game. Because she can do so much better, you know? Hunky princes worth billions are a dime a dozen. She needs to finally get serious with a true man. She needs the kind of man that splits his time between multi-hour sessions in front of a TV screen battling orc hoards and scouring auction sites for the best deals on obscure television show DVD box sets. That perfect man who will go out of his way to clear stacks of comic books and crushed Cheetos off the couch, so that she can enjoy that BSG marathon.

The man who can determine the optimal cleavage to bikini top ratio, thanks to hours and hours of dedicated online research in darkened rooms with the sound turned down. A man who will buy her a talking Star Wars card for their anniversary.

In other words, a real man. Glad you've finally come to your senses, Olivia. I'll be waiting for your call.

Extra Tidbit: Who am I kidding?
Source: People
Tags: Olivia Wilde

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1:57PM on 02/10/2011
JEZUZ! DID THAT PIC GIVE ME A BONER!
JEZUZ! DID THAT PIC GIVE ME A BONER!
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10:08AM on 02/10/2011

Wilde unfettered.

It's the usual trend in Hollywood. Actor/actress gets the big time so it's time unload & upgrade your personal life. I'm pretty sure if she wasn't getting the big push in Hollywood she'd still be with this "Italian prince" for financial security. Then again, her future ex is Italian & loaded. Both of those factors tend be associated with unfaithfulness. Who cares, this just means picture opportunities for the paps which in a way we win as well.
It's the usual trend in Hollywood. Actor/actress gets the big time so it's time unload & upgrade your personal life. I'm pretty sure if she wasn't getting the big push in Hollywood she'd still be with this "Italian prince" for financial security. Then again, her future ex is Italian & loaded. Both of those factors tend be associated with unfaithfulness. Who cares, this just means picture opportunities for the paps which in a way we win as well.
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2:54AM on 02/10/2011

Come on guys...

...let's be real for a second. After an Italian prince there's only one type of man she could possibly go for; a prefix-man(Super, Bat, Spider, not Aqua). *realizes he started comment with a plea for reality and ended with superheroes as real world suitors. Gives self thumbs down.*
...let's be real for a second. After an Italian prince there's only one type of man she could possibly go for; a prefix-man(Super, Bat, Spider, not Aqua). *realizes he started comment with a plea for reality and ended with superheroes as real world suitors. Gives self thumbs down.*
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7:55PM on 02/09/2011

hey Olivia

If she deciedes to go for a fat bastard them I am availble. It would be a GREAT way to get back at that prince dude. I mean common go the exact opposite of him and that would be me a poor fat ass. If that actully happens I will swear my life to whatever popular religion is going on at the time.
If she deciedes to go for a fat bastard them I am availble. It would be a GREAT way to get back at that prince dude. I mean common go the exact opposite of him and that would be me a poor fat ass. If that actully happens I will swear my life to whatever popular religion is going on at the time.
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2:29PM on 02/09/2011
Love that picture.
Love that picture.
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2:29PM on 02/09/2011

Yum

That is simply one of the hottest pictures on the web. Everything is in EXACTLY the right spot.
That is simply one of the hottest pictures on the web. Everything is in EXACTLY the right spot.
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