Olivia Wilde is one of those actresses that when I write about, it just makes me have an overall better day. When I see my doctor, he says, "My, how your blood pressure has gone down!" I reply, "Why, yes, Doctor! I wrote about Olivia today!" We both laugh and then he asks me to bend over. We laugh more, but it only gets creepy after that. Anyway, here we can see Olivia prancing around and going house shopping in an adorably simplistic dress. Oh, Olivia. You're so silly. I already told you to come live at my place. It has two bedrooms, one bathroom and a whole kitchen! My two roommates are rarely here and when they're not, we can have fun, sexy times on my couch in the living room. We have a gorgeous view of a dirt lot where people park sometimes and if you can ignore all the dog shit, it really doesn't smell too bad. Honest. Maybe you can purchase that house, sleep on it for a few days and come to your decision. Think about it. You'll know where to find me.
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